{"id":9862,"date":"2011-05-04T00:45:32","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T03:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=9862"},"modified":"2012-02-14T02:31:47","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T04:31:47","slug":"edicao-1822-prestacao-de-maior-atraso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=9862","title":{"rendered":"Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1822 &#8211; Presta\u00e7\u00e3o de MAIOr atraso&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/h.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>oje j\u00e1 \u00e9 dia 4 e eu ainda nem postei sombra da presta\u00e7\u00e3o de abril por aqui&#8230; Quem esteve antenado nos fatos, sabe que eu estive um pouco ocupado esses dias&#8230; Enfim, vamos tirar o nosso atraso&#8230; Pelo menos com as nossa contas, com as estat\u00edsticas e com tuam\u00e3etrepandofilhodaputa&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9866\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 510px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9866\" title=\"Visitas - abril 2011\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/stats_201104.png\" alt=\"Visitas - abril 2011\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/stats_201104.png 500w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/stats_201104-200x120.png 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/stats_201104-400x240.png 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Visitas - abril 2011<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Novamente alcan\u00e7amos nossa segunda melhor marca de todos os tempos, pelo segundo m\u00eas seguido&#8230; Ser\u00e1 que vamos bater nosso recorde hist\u00f3rico? Pelas estimativas atuais, tudo indica que sim&#8230; Mas vamos aguardar&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9868\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 610px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-9868\" title=\"Ranking dos personagens - abril 2011 (clique para ampliar...)\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chars_201104-600x277.png\" alt=\"Ranking dos personagens - abril 2011 (clique para ampliar...)\" width=\"600\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chars_201104-600x277.png 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chars_201104-200x92.png 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chars_201104-400x185.png 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chars_201104.png 1031w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Ranking dos personagens - abril 2011 (clique para ampliar...)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rodrigo Vilela teima em querer assumir a lideran\u00e7a dos TTs de 2011, com JH amargando a terceira posi\u00e7\u00e3o&#8230; \u00c9, foi-se o tempo em que se respeitava a japa&#8230; Nem vice ela \u00e9 mais&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Bom, pelo menos eu n\u00e3o sou vice, como o Vasco da Gama... N\u00e3o \u00e9 mesmo, Cristiano?\">&#8211; \u307e\u3042\u3001\u5c11\u306a\u304f\u3068\u3082\u3001\u6211\u306f\u30f4\u30a1\u30b9\u30b3\u30fb\u30c0\u30fb\u30ac\u30de\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u3001\u6b21\u70b9\u3067\u306f\u306a\u3044\u3067&#8230; \u78ba\u304b\u306b\u3001\u30af\u30ea\u30b9\u30c1\u30a2\u30ce\u304f\u3093\uff1f<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/06.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Ah, n\u00e3o&#8230; Me deixem em paz hoje&#8230; Eu estou com dor de cabe\u00e7a&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Como queira...\">&#8211; \u304a\u524d\u304c\u671b\u3080\u3088\u3046\u306b&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/himura_kill.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"166\" \/><br \/>\nHimura Runner-up Kill&#8230;!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">E o ranking dos comentaristas permanece o mesmo: M\u00e1gico Luca abre mais vantagem a cada coment\u00e1rio novo&#8230; Novamente, ele assinala dez coment\u00e1rios no m\u00eas&#8230; Ou seja: ele PRECISA arrumar um emprego&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Agora, vamos \u00e0s pesquisas do m\u00eas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9870\" title=\"Caindo de paraquedas - abril 2011\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/paraquedas201104.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"244\" height=\"1701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/paraquedas201104.png 244w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/paraquedas201104-200x1394.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 244px) 100vw, 244px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Primeiramente, observem que as pesquisas mais pedidas ainda s\u00e3o as de Yu-Gi-Oh! (18) e as que mencionam conte\u00fado porn\u00f4 (23), muito embora este site n\u00e3o trate de nenhum destes assuntos diretamente&#8230; \u00c9 isso que eu n\u00e3o entendo, mas enfim&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>99 &#8211; jessie hentai<\/strong> &#8211; Como assim, Jessica?! N\u00e3o sabia que voc\u00ea tinha ingressado nessa carreira&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Como assim?! Tem algu\u00e9m me trollando nisso a\u00ed&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/09.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; &#8220;E a trolladora virou a trollada&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Piiii-kachu&#8230; E o virgem continua virgem&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"De fato... Ele nasceu em 4 de setembro, logo \u00e9 de Virgem...\">&#8211; \u78ba\u304b\u306b&#8230; \u5f7c\u306f\u51e6\u5973\u5bae\u306e\u4e0b\u3067\u3001\uff19\u6708\uff14\u65e5\u751f\u307e\u308c\u3067&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/09.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Valeu por livrar a minha cara, japa&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"De nada... Agora morra...\">&#8211; \u3069\u3046\u81f4\u3057\u307e\u3057\u3066&#8230; \u4eca\u3060\u6b7b\u306d&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/himura_kill.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"116\" \/><br \/>\nHimura Virgo Kill&#8230;!!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>92 &#8211; japonesa peituda pelada<\/strong> &#8211; Vejam que \u00e9 um fetiche bem espec\u00edfico: o cara quer bater umazinha pra uma japonesa&#8230; Mas n\u00e3o pode ser qualquer japonesa, tem que ser uma japonesa peituda&#8230; Mas tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o pode ser qualquer japonesa peituda, tem que ser uma japonesa peituda pelada!! Mais espec\u00edfico que isso, imposs\u00edvel&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; A\u00ed o babaca \u00e9 espec\u00edfico demais e acaba n\u00e3o pegando ningu\u00e9m&#8230; Pi-ka&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>51 &#8211; paloma <\/strong>&#8211; Pois \u00e9, acho que est\u00e3o querendo dizer que a Paloma \u00e9 cachaceira&#8230; Bom, at\u00e9 onde eu sei, ela n\u00e3o bebe&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1455\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/paloma_akaikki-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/paloma_akaikki-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/paloma_akaikki.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230;como se ela precisasse beber, tamb\u00e9m, pra ficar assim, n\u00e9&#8230; Ali\u00e1s, com essa cara, eu tenho l\u00e1 minhas d\u00favidas&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>11 &#8211; vasco vice de novo<\/strong> e <strong>6 &#8211; vice de novo <\/strong>&#8211; At\u00e9 parece que o Google tava adivinhando&#8230; N\u00e3o \u00e9, Cristiano?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/06.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; De novo? Voc\u00eas n\u00e3o cansam disso?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; N\u00e3o&#8230; E nem disso:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9882\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/kuuga_espada1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"112\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230;porque trollar o Kuuga e a espada que o Momotaros enfia na bunda dele \u00e9 essencial&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>3 &#8211; pokemons iniciais<\/strong> &#8211; Cada vez piores a cada gera\u00e7\u00e3o&#8230; Agrade\u00e7o ao Piplup e ao Oshawott por terem me tirado o conceito de sempre escolher o inicial de \u00e1gua&#8230; (Totodile ainda \u00e9 o melhor inicial que eu j\u00e1 peguei&#8230;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A an\u00e1lise das pesquisas fica menor a cada nova presta\u00e7\u00e3o porque os termos &#8220;novos&#8221; s\u00e3o cada vez mais raros&#8230; O vencedor deste m\u00eas, o LCD Crack, \u00e9 t\u00e3o somente um wallpaper de um monitor de um LCD quebrado, ideal pra voc\u00ea trollar algu\u00e9m em casa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ou tamb\u00e9m pode ser um monitor LCD viciado em dorgas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(RAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRIAI)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A prop\u00f3sito, eu estou colorindo peda\u00e7os do banner que o Guilherme j\u00e1 me mandou&#8230; A \u00fanica coisa que eu posso adiantar \u00e9 que o Mateus se faz presente, no colo de um Victor que n\u00e3o dorme desde 11 de abril&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/14.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Cuidar do Mateus \u00e9 que nem pit-stop&#8230; A m\u00e3e abastece e eu troco&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oje j\u00e1 \u00e9 dia 4 e eu ainda nem postei sombra da presta\u00e7\u00e3o de abril por aqui&#8230; Quem esteve antenado nos fatos, sabe que eu estive um pouco ocupado esses dias&#8230; Enfim, vamos tirar o nosso atraso&#8230; Pelo menos com as nossa contas, com as estat\u00edsticas e com tuam\u00e3etrepandofilhodaputa&#8230; Novamente alcan\u00e7amos nossa segunda melhor marca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caindo-de-paraquedas","category-estatisticas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9862"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9896,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9862\/revisions\/9896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}