{"id":694,"date":"2009-08-27T01:38:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T04:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=694"},"modified":"2013-02-19T02:54:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T05:54:51","slug":"akaikki-edicao-1385","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!! \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1385"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 1px 4px; border: 0px;\" title=\"\u00d4\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/caps\/cap_o_circ.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"39\" height=\"39\" \/> quarta-feirazinha desgra\u00e7ada&#8230; Fui aprovado para um emprego aqui <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">no cu do mundo<\/span> em Queimados, e n\u00e3o vou trabalhar l\u00e1 porque&#8230; As vagas acabaram!! #fail E pra completar, a merda do meu Flamengo empatou com a mat\u00e9ria fecal colorida das Laranjeiras &#8211; nome de est\u00e1dio de mach\u00e3o &#8211; e t\u00e1 fora da Sul-Americana&#8230; Vamos aos podres antes que essa bosta feda!! Taca a\u00ed a <strong>Se\u00e7\u00e3o Interativa do <span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!!<\/span><\/strong>, mas primeiro&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/W4K_k_7Eroo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/W4K_k_7Eroo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;Gol do Barcelona!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Agora, sim!!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">D\u00e1 para ver o P\u00e3o de A\u00e7ucar do Engenho Novo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Wallace Pereira, ca\u00e7ador de cospobres e correspondente em Bangu\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/assinaturas\/sig23c.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"43\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">D\u00e1 sim, Tigre&#8230; Se voc\u00ea estiver acessando o <span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!!<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">da casa do Erick<\/span> do Sarc\u00f3fago, d\u00e1&#8230; Ou ent\u00e3o sobrevoe o Engenho Novo!! Seguindo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lembram dos cart\u00f5es motivacionais? Eu tinha feito uma safra gorda antes da reforma, vamos soltar mais alguns&#8230; Confiram a (re)estreia da se\u00e7\u00e3o <strong>(Des)Motivacionais<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 490px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Boquete.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"\u266b 'E se for teu, e se for teu, teste de DNA vai provar que o filho \u00e9 teu!!' #sephodeol\" src=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Boquete.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">\u266b E se for teu, e se for teu, teste de DNA vai provar que o filho \u00e9 teu!! #sephodeol<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 460px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Internet.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Na Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, a pornografia v\u00ea VOC\u00ca!!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Internet.png\" alt=\"Na Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, a pornografia v\u00ea VOC\u00ca!!\" width=\"450\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Na Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, a pornografia v\u00ea VOC\u00ca!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 460px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Lori_1.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Ou: TESTE GAY | Se voc\u00ea notou algum brinco, tenho m\u00e1s not\u00edcias...\" src=\"http:\/\/www.akaikki.com.br\/duplaface\/Lori_1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Ou: TESTE GAY | Se voc\u00ea notou algum brinco, tenho m\u00e1s not\u00edcias...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c9 claro, n\u00e3o existe zoa\u00e7\u00e3o nessa baga\u00e7a que n\u00e3o <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">acabe em sacanagem<\/span> inclua a Lori, nossa paranaense favorita&#8230; (Querem apostar quanto que essa imagem vai ser MUITO acessada?) Tenham uma boa desmotivada&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>&#8211; O Fluminense se classifica ap\u00f3s empatar com 2 homens a mais&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Errado&#8230; O Fluminense sempre joga com 11 homens A MENOS!!<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Olha eu corrigindo a Rede Gl\u00f3bulo&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Vin\u00edcius Sacramento \u00e9 flamenguista desde quando era espermatozoide... 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