{"id":6294,"date":"2010-08-16T15:08:58","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T18:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=6294"},"modified":"2010-08-17T16:30:12","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T19:30:12","slug":"a-k-a-%e4%b8%80%e8%bc%9d-%e2%80%93-edicao-1663","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=6294","title":{"rendered":"a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!! \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1663"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 1px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/caps\/p.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"39\" height=\"39\" \/>apai do C\u00e9u n\u00e3o vai com a minha cara&#8230; Definitivamente&#8230; Hoje, segunda feira, meu p\u00f3s-operat\u00f3rio seria avaliado pela m\u00e9dica que me operou&#8230; Bom, n\u00e3o precisei ir l\u00e1 hoje pra ser avaliado&#8230; Meu nariz estourando quatro vezes desde a tarde de s\u00e1bado at\u00e9 a manh\u00e3 de domingo mostrou tudo logo de uma vez&#8230; S\u00e3o nessas horas que eu digo que Deus \u00e9 argentino&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/05.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; S\u00ed, Dios es argentino&#8230; Y su nombre es Diego Armando Maradona&#8230; Nina, tu turno&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/21.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><strong>&#8211; \u00a1\u00a1R\u00c1!!<br \/>\n<\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; S\u00e9rio mesmo, Francisco?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/05.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Nunca pens\u00e9 que &#8220;Diego es Dios&#8221;, como mucha gente aqu\u00ed piensa&#8230; Realmente no le gustaba antes de la Copa del Mundo&#8230; Me di cuenta de que no es capaz de ser un entrenador porque s\u00f3lo act\u00faa por impulso no por la raz\u00f3n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Como todo bom latino-americano&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/05.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Por lo tanto, puede ser un gran motivador, pero no un entrenador&#8230; De todos modos, mi opini\u00f3n sobre \u00e9l mejor\u00f3 despu\u00e9s de la Copa del Mundo y creo que fue despedido injustamente&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tal como eu j\u00e1 havia twittado no s\u00e1bado, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/akaikki\/status\/21194414787\" target=\"_blank\">acho que foi aquela casquinha do machucado que caiu na primeira lavada<\/a>&#8230; Nas outras vezes era sangue mesmo, que secava e parecia uma pe\u00e7a de f\u00edgado&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Conclus\u00e3o da porra toda: nova temporada no hospital, dessa vez pra cauterizar o nariz&#8230; Estou com um tamp\u00e3o de gel (ou sei l\u00e1 que meleca \u00e9 essa&#8230;) dentro da narina esquerda (a direita n\u00e3o se manifestou&#8230;), mas, pelo menos j\u00e1 estou liberado pra comer normalmente, aos poucos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/02.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Arranca logo a nareba e  manda refazerem&#8230; \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Claro&#8230; E a  carne que sobrar eu enfio no seu rabo, que tal?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pior foi o meu irm\u00e3o, que teve que vir at\u00e9 aqui no Sarc\u00f3fago pra dar uma limpada no banheiro, largado \u00e0s pressas enquanto eu e minha m\u00e3e corr\u00edamos pro hospital&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Fale por voc\u00ea!! Eu achei que a m\u00e3e tinha te matado no banheiro!! Aquilo parecia uma cena do CSI&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Ou algum cen\u00e1rio de alguma execu\u00e7\u00e3o Himuriana&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/08.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Nem tanto... Eu n\u00e3o costumo trabalhar desse jeito...\">&#8211; \u3057\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3067&#8230; \u6211\u306f\u3053\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u52d5\u4f5c\u3057\u306a\u3044&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/himura_kill.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"166\" \/><br \/>\n<a title=\"Himura Sh\u014dshaku!! - Himura Cauterization!!\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\">\u7dcb\u6751\u713c\u707c!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/images\/chars\/08.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Veja... Este \u00e9 um verdadeiro m\u00e9todo de execu\u00e7\u00e3o Himuriano... Efetivo e sem nenhuma gota de sangue derramada...\">&#8211; \u898b\u308d&#8230; \u3053\u308c\u306f\u3001\u7dcb\u6751\u306e\u6b7b\u5211\u57f7\u884c\u306f&#8230; \u52b9\u679c\u7684\u306a\u8840\u6db2\u306e\u4efb\u610f\u306e\u4e00\u6ef4\u3082\u4f7f\u308f\u305a\u306b\u306f\u3001\u3053\u307c\u308c\u305f&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bom, j\u00e1 estou em casa e recuperando&#8230; Ser\u00e1 que posso dizer que nasci de novo depois dessa? 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