{"id":3219,"date":"2010-03-10T02:20:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T05:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=3219"},"modified":"2013-02-19T02:54:50","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T05:54:50","slug":"a-k-a-%e4%b8%80%e8%bc%9d-edicao-1546","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=3219","title":{"rendered":"a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!! \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1546"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 1px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/caps\/cap_s.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"39\" height=\"39\" \/>enhoras e senhores, mo\u00e7as e rapazes, meninas e meninos, bom dia&#8230; Come\u00e7o essa edi\u00e7\u00e3o sem nem saber o que escrever, s\u00f3 sei que me mandaram adubar isso aqui direito ou a japa assassina ia me mandar pro saco!! Hoje \u00e9 dia de festa no <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">ap\u00ea<\/span> Sarc\u00f3fago, e como em todo 10 de mar\u00e7o, vai ter <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">bundalel\u00ea<\/span> salgado, croquete, e o Erick vai pagar a rima&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon15.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Se fosse um bundalel\u00ea com a Lori ou a Lahys, eu bem que queria ver&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon21.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Ver voc\u00ea pode. Mas n\u00e3o ia comer ningu\u00e9m mesmo&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Pra essa eu ponho o cavalinho ou mando pro Privad\u00e3o?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon07.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Joga no derivado de porcelana utilizado para elimina\u00e7\u00e3o de excrementos corp\u00f3reos&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; <strong>HEIN???<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon07.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; U\u00e9, n\u00e3o posso exercitar meu c\u00e9rebro?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon25.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Oxe, eu chego nessa jo\u00e7a e a Lori resolve falar dif\u00edcil? N\u00e3o entendo mais nada&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Esse anivers\u00e1rio que o <span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!!<\/span> completa hoje &#8211; o s\u00e9timo &#8211; traz algumas reflex\u00f5es importantes, algumas delas vindas <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">do novo pai dos burros<\/span> da Wikip\u00e9dia:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o os pecados capitais;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as artes;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as notas da escala musical&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/silviosantos.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Pablo, qual \u00e9 a m\u00fasicammmm?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as maravilhas do mundo antigo. E tamb\u00e9m as do novo, entre as quais est\u00e1 o Cristo Redentor&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as cores do arco-\u00edris;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dicesar.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Arco-\u00edris? Adooooooooooooooooo<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>G<\/strong><\/span>o!!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o os dias da semana;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">O carnaval ocorre sempre 7 domingos antes do domingo de P\u00e1scoa&#8230; (voc\u00ea ia morrer pelas m\u00e3os de Jan\u00e1i Himura e n\u00e3o ia saber disso!!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mas como bons <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">pol\u00edticos<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">viados<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">framenguistas<\/span> filhos da puta que somos, n\u00f3s t\u00ednhamos que &#8220;pintar o sete&#8221; numa lista que \u00e9 mais a cara do site:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as esferas do Drag\u00e3o;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o os Guerreiros de Odin;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 (Sette) \u00e9 o nome do show da Claudia Leitte&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/dantena.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Mas o que a gostosa da Claudia Leitte tem a ver com a porra desse site?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon02.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Nada, eu que gosto dela mesmo&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/cleber.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Mas voc\u00ea n\u00e3o gosta da Giseli? Arnaldo, pode gostar de duas mulheres?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/arnaldocezarcoelho.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; A regra \u00e9 clara: se gostar de duas, fica caracterizado o impedimento e o jogador deve ser punido se prosseguir com a jogada.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as marchas de um carro de F\u00f3rmula 1;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o os t\u00edtulos do <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Dick Vigarista<\/span> Michael Schumacher;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o as letras de &#8220;<span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a. Ikki!!<\/span>&#8220;&#8230; E finalmente<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">7 s\u00e3o os anos de azar de quem quebra um espelho ou l\u00ea essa bosta&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eu n\u00e3o tenho muito mais a dizer&#8230; Mas, se tudo der certo, nos pr\u00f3ximos 7 dias vamos ter um <strong>PODREcast<\/strong> novinho no ar!! Que merda&#8230; E que venham mais 7, 14, 21 anos de vida pra esse antro chamado <span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!!<\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Vin\u00edcius Sacramento j\u00e1 gastou seu sal\u00e1rio inteiro h\u00e1 7 dias...\" src=\"..\/layout\/assinaturas\/sig02.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"43\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>enhoras e senhores, mo\u00e7as e rapazes, meninas e meninos, bom dia&#8230; Come\u00e7o essa edi\u00e7\u00e3o sem nem saber o que escrever, s\u00f3 sei que me mandaram adubar isso aqui direito ou a japa assassina ia me mandar pro saco!! 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