{"id":282,"date":"2009-08-18T19:33:07","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T22:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=282"},"modified":"2009-08-26T08:07:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T11:07:35","slug":"akaikki-edicao-1373","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!! \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1373"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"thumbnail wp-caption alignright\" style=\"width: 210px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/gpx_0367.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"   \" title=\"#30 Toei Sonic Team Honda\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/gpx_0367.png\" alt=\"Carro tematizado com as cores de Kamen Rider Decade\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Carro tematizado com as cores de Kamen Rider Decade (clique para ampliar)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: justify\">Enquanto eu n\u00e3o converso com o M\u00e1rio e n\u00e3o refa\u00e7o o #30 (porque o Decade vai acabar e o Double n\u00e3o tarda&#8230;), eu resolvi resgatar um velho e p\u00e9ssimo h\u00e1bito&#8230; O de analisar fotos do Orkut de amigos meus&#8230; E dessa vez, trata-se de uma foto inocente de uma amiguinha nossa com uma an\u00e1lise nerd bem ao estilo do Cristiano&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: justify\">A foto abaixo retrata um momento de Netevi com seu namorado&#8230; E um suntuoso bolo de chocolate em primeiro plano, o qual ela j\u00e1 deve ter devorado&#8230; (por isso que ela ENGORDA, depois ela reclama&#8230;) Mas acontece que no fundo desta foto, uma cena curiosa ocorre&#8230; Pelo visto, um ser como Cristiano Oliveira, que \u00e9 Kabutista roxo, ia olhar essa foto, ia olhar aquele borr\u00e3o ao fundo e ia exclamar, com toda certeza&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_288\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 460px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-288\" title=\"Kamen Rider Melissa usando o Clock Up...?!\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/OgAAABOeUAVr2t_hwUEix5HszPmyoRfF7kxubT-7Xul54QuRrS4zF_sA7RrEdfllNMlVote3fO0v_OGqp_R9MFDwWJ4Am1T1UCw8HnWvPO9nz6H2eu1-E1NgNnuE.jpg\" alt=\"Kamen Rider Melissa usando o Clock Up...?!\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/OgAAABOeUAVr2t_hwUEix5HszPmyoRfF7kxubT-7Xul54QuRrS4zF_sA7RrEdfllNMlVote3fO0v_OGqp_R9MFDwWJ4Am1T1UCw8HnWvPO9nz6H2eu1-E1NgNnuE.jpg 450w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/OgAAABOeUAVr2t_hwUEix5HszPmyoRfF7kxubT-7Xul54QuRrS4zF_sA7RrEdfllNMlVote3fO0v_OGqp_R9MFDwWJ4Am1T1UCw8HnWvPO9nz6H2eu1-E1NgNnuE-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Kamen Rider Melissa usando o Clock Up...?!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">A MELISSA T\u00c1 USANDO O CLOCK UP DO KABUTO!!<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O pior n\u00e3o \u00e9 isso&#8230; O pior \u00e9 que vai ter muita gente que n\u00e3o vai entender a piada&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Erick Von Draxeler\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/assinaturas\/sig01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"43\" \/><\/p>\n<div><!-- An\u00fancio Din\u00e2mico LOMADEE - IN\u00cdCIO --><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 468px; height: 60px; overflow: hidden;\">\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/ivitrine.buscape.com\/bpadsvar.js\"><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n   buscapeads_afiliado = \"44492630\"; buscapeads_tipo_cliente = \"2\"; buscapeads_vitrine_local = \"BR\"; buscapeads_site_origem = \"9534525\"; buscapeads_vitrine_vers = \"1.23\"; buscapeads_formato = \"468x60\"; buscapeads_id_keyword = \"200668\"; buscapeads_txt_keyword = \"\"; buscapeads_tipo_canal = \"22\"; buscapeads_categorias = \"116,1,179,6420,249,9595\"; buscapeads_excluir = \"0\"; buscapeads_idioma = \"pt\"; buscapeads_pais = \"BR\"; buscapeads_area = \"\"; buscapeads_estado = \"\"; buscapeads_cidade = \"\"; buscapeads_cep = \"\";\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/ivitrine.buscape.com\/bpads.js\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lomadee.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lomadee.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Lomadee, uma nova esp\u00e9cie na web. 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