{"id":2023,"date":"2010-01-14T15:09:38","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=2023"},"modified":"2010-01-15T13:17:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T15:17:07","slug":"a-k-a-%e4%b8%80%e8%bc%9d-%e2%80%93-edicao-1490","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=2023","title":{"rendered":"a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!! \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1490"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 1px 4px;\" src=\"..\/layout\/caps\/cap_p.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"39\" height=\"39\" \/>apercraft come\u00e7a a se mostrar um v\u00edcio irremedi\u00e1vel&#8230; Depois de fazer uma Arwing e um Pikachu e de juntar 180 moedas de ouro no BuddyPoke por mais de seis meses (uma por dia&#8230;), eu fiz um BuddyPoke de papel&#8230;\u00a0 E, claro, eu pretendo fazer todos eles&#8230; De repente, eu dou cada bonequinho para sua contraparte do mundo real, para que ele <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">enfie o bonequinho no cu<\/span> coloque na estante pra <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">juntar poeira<\/span> enfeitar o ambiente&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O primeiro deles todos n\u00e3o poderia ser outro sen\u00e3o este&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2024\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 385px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00193.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2024 \" title=\"Papercraft de Jan\u00e1i Himura em tamanho real...\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00193.jpg\" alt=\"Qualquer semelhan\u00e7a \u00e9 mera coincid\u00eancia...\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00193.jpg 375w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00193-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Papercraft de Jan\u00e1i Himura em tamanho real...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon08.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Este papercraft n\u00e3o se parece comigo...\">&#8211; \u3053\u306e\u30da\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u30af\u30e9\u30d5\u30c8\u306f\u6211\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u3055\u308c\u3066\u3044\u307e\u305b\u3093&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Como n\u00e3o?! Eu fiz tudo direitinho&#8230; At\u00e9 a cicatriz em forma de X eu fiz&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon08.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Certeza? E as manchas de tinta no meu macac\u00e3o? Cad\u00ea?\">&#8211; \u78ba\u304b\u306b? \u6211\u304c\u7e4b\u304e\u670d\u306b\u306f\u4f55\u306b\u3064\u3044\u3066\u306f\u3001\u5857\u6599\u306e\u6c5a\u308c? \u3069\u3053\u306b\u3067\u3059\u304b?<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; E&#8230; Eu&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/layout\/icon08.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Voc\u00ea FALHOU!! Eu vou matar voc\u00ea AGORA!! MORRA!!\">&#8211; \u304a\u524d\u304c<strong>\u5931\u6557\u3057\u3066\u3044\u305f\u3060!!<\/strong> \u6211\u306f\u4eca\u3059\u3050\u306b<strong>\u304a\u524d\u3092\u6bba\u3059\u3082\u306e\u3060!! \u6b7b\u306d!!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The End&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">E pra fechar, descobri que no M\u00e9ier tem um hospital de macho&#8230; Desses &#8220;cabra \u00f4mi&#8221;, que se pudesse, &#8220;matarra&#8221; mais de mil&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2025\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 385px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00191.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2025\" title=\"Hospital &quot;cabra-HOME&quot;!!\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00191.jpg\" alt=\"Hospital &quot;cabra-HOME&quot;!!\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00191.jpg 375w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/DSC00191-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Hospital &quot;cabra-HOME&quot;!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ali\u00e1s, pro pessoal que mora no Nordeste&#8230; Por que &#8220;CABRA&#8221; homem? 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