{"id":17180,"date":"2016-02-16T21:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T23:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=17180"},"modified":"2016-02-17T20:22:53","modified_gmt":"2016-02-17T22:22:53","slug":"edicao-2128-bandeirada-139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=17180","title":{"rendered":"Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 2128 &#8211; Bandeirada 139"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mais uma semana com o Bandeirada, o melhor programa das webr\u00e1dios do Brasil-sil-sil&#8230; E aproveitem, porque pra narra\u00e7\u00e3o dessa semana eu resolvi plantar uma dica ridiculamente f\u00e1cil!! 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