{"id":15214,"date":"2012-11-28T00:08:45","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T02:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.net\/?p=15214"},"modified":"2014-03-31T02:14:17","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T05:14:17","slug":"edicao-2030-j-e-s-s-i-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=15214","title":{"rendered":"Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 2030 &#8211; J.E.S.S.I.E."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15216\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/j.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>\u00e1 perdi as contas de quantas vezes tive vontade de matar esta criatura de porrada&#8230; Ou melhor dizendo, esta <strong>DEM\u00d4NIA!!<\/strong> Troll master dos diabos!! Recepcionista do inferno!! E tantos outros improp\u00e9rios que se possa usar a se referir ao mesmo peda\u00e7o de gente&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15218\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/e.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>u nunca vi uma menina t\u00e3o implicante quanto esta&#8230; Fala s\u00e9rio!! Implica com meus coment\u00e1rios, implica com uma tomada errada de c\u00e2mera, implica at\u00e9 mesmo com as minhas retic\u00eancias&#8230; Puta merda!! Vai implicar comigo por causa de tr\u00eas malditos pontinhos!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15220\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie3.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/s.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>ei que n\u00e3o sou o melhor amigo do mundo, muito menos o melhor colega de &#8220;trabalho&#8221;, mas a\u00ed \u00e9 que est\u00e1 o segredo de tudo isso: essa pessoa tamb\u00e9m sabe que eu sou, como diria JH-sama, um prego torto, todo errado, um trope\u00e7o, um desastre em forma de gente&#8230; E, mesmo assim, eu sei que posso contar com ela&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15222\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie4.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/s.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>abe aquela pessoa que implica contigo, mas ainda te apoia? Aquela pessoa que te manda tomar no cu com caco de vidro, mas sempre te d\u00e1 for\u00e7a nas horas que voc\u00ea mais precisa? Aquela pessoa que ri da sua cara quando voc\u00ea faz uma merda bem rid\u00edcula, mas daqui a pouco t\u00e1 l\u00e1, tentando te ajudar? Aquela pessoa que te xinga de tudo que coisa, mas se algu\u00e9m te olhar torto, ela j\u00e1 chega dando <del>voadora<\/del> <del>Rider Kick<\/del> <del>Volt Tackle<\/del> <del>Volteccer<\/del> <strong>PORRA, VAI \u00c0 MERDA!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15223\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie5.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/i.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>sso, meus caros, \u00e9 t\u00e3o somente amizade, pura, simples e incondicional&#8230; Desprovido de qualquer coisa mais &#8220;impura&#8221;, como diria a Dot&#8230; Com suas diferen\u00e7as, mas com alguma coisa em comum, mesmo com todos os seus &#8220;tsunderismos&#8221;, &#8220;yanderismos&#8221; e retic\u00eancias&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15225\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6-600x337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6-200x112.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie6.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/e.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>sta \u00e9 a minha homenagem para esta amiga muito querida&#8230; Neste dia t\u00e3o especial, toda a felicidade do mundo&#8230; E tamb\u00e9m amanh\u00e3, depois, m\u00eas que vem, todos os dias do ano&#8230; Porque ela pode ser tudo de ruim, mas ainda \u00e9 a melhor colega de trabalho, rep\u00f3rter, admin e, principalmente, melhor <strong>AMIGA<\/strong> que algu\u00e9m poderia ter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-15227\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012-600x450.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/jessie_ikki_aaf2012.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFeliz anivers\u00e1rio, Jessie&#8230; Muito agradecido por tudo&#8230; Mas tudo <strong>MESMO!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e1 perdi as contas de quantas vezes tive vontade de matar esta criatura de porrada&#8230; Ou melhor dizendo, esta DEM\u00d4NIA!! Troll master dos diabos!! Recepcionista do inferno!! E tantos outros improp\u00e9rios que se possa usar a se referir ao mesmo peda\u00e7o de gente&#8230; u nunca vi uma menina t\u00e3o implicante quanto esta&#8230; Fala s\u00e9rio!! Implica<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pequenos-autores-grandes-texticulos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15214"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16327,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15214\/revisions\/16327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}