{"id":12075,"date":"2012-02-23T14:38:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T16:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=12075"},"modified":"2012-08-02T09:49:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T12:49:09","slug":"edicao-1924-porra-deivid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=12075","title":{"rendered":"Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1924 &#8211; Porra, Deivid!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cYG0KKEY-IA\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/q.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>uem foi o imbecil que disse pra esta mula do Deivid que ele sabe jogar futebol? N\u00e3o, s\u00e9rio&#8230; Quem foi o imbecil que disse pra esta mula do Deivid que ele sabe jogar futebol? Insisto&#8230; Quem foi o imbecil que disse pra esta mula do Deivid que ele sabe jogar futebol?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Chuuuuu&#8230; J\u00e1 entendi&#8230; N\u00e3o precisa repetir&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; O papo \u00e9 de futebol, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o curte isso&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; N\u00e3o, eu curto zoar quem curte isso&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deivid2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-12079\" title=\"\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deivid2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deivid2.jpg 300w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/deivid2-200x153.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Fazendo uso das s\u00e1bias palavras de Jan\u00e1i Himura: &#8220;Jesus, Maria, Jos\u00e9 e o burrinho!!&#8221;&#8230; Ali\u00e1s, devia mudar a frase pra &#8220;Jesus, Maria, Jos\u00e9 e o Deivid&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; <a title=\"Seria muito desrespeito com o burrinho...\">\u305d\u308c\u306f\u30ed\u30d0\u306b\u5931\u793c\u3060\u308d\u3046&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Enfim, eu n\u00e3o consigo entender como que essa besta ainda \u00e9 titular do Flamengo!! N\u00e3o consigo conceber a ideia de que n\u00e3o haja outra op\u00e7\u00e3o melhor pro ataque rubro-negro&#8230; Ou ent\u00e3o pensem comigo: se o cara \u00e9 titular pra posi\u00e7\u00e3o dele, \u00e9 porque os demais n\u00e3o s\u00e3o bons o bastante para serem titulares&#8230; Logo, os reservas dele s\u00e3o ainda piores&#8230; \u00c9 isso?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/14.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; At\u00e9 o Mateus fazia aquele gol&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; A minha sogra, velhinha, enxergando mal e com uma perna maior que a outra, fazia aquele gol&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Minha m\u00e3e s\u00f3 teria marcado aquele gol se eu tivesse deixado...\">&#8211; \u304a\u6bcd\u3061\u3083\u3093\u306f\u3042\u306e\u30b4\u30fc\u30eb\u3092\u6c7a\u3081\u3066\u3044\u305f\u6211\u306f\u6b8b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u305f\u5834\u5408&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Ent\u00e3o vai dizer que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o deixou o Deivid fazer aquele gol?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"Nada... O pr\u00f3prio Deivid n\u00e3o se permite fazer um gol daqueles...\">&#8211; \u3044\u3084&#8230; \u30c7\u30a4\u30f4\u30a3\u30c9\u81ea\u8eab\u304c\u305d\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306a\u30b4\u30fc\u30eb\u3092\u6c7a\u3081\u308b\u306b\u6b8b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/R2IiX7r7UtM\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/14.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Se o Deivid n\u00e3o sair do Flamengo agora, n\u00e3o sai nunca mais&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Uma coisa que a minha m\u00e3e comenta \u00e9 sobre &#8220;como que eles conseguem errar um gol, sendo ele do tamanho que \u00e9?&#8221;&#8230; Pensa que o gol tem 17,86 m\u00b2&#8230; (7,32  x 2,44) As traves t\u00eam uma \u00e1rea de 1,49 m\u00b2, o que equivale a 8,34% da \u00e1rea do gol&#8230; O cara consegue o mais dif\u00edcil: acertar uma bola numa barra de 12 cm de largura, quando ele tinha um espa\u00e7o bem maior pra acertar ali do lado (7,32 m de largura&#8230;) pra enfiar aquela porra daquela bola&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12091\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 629px\"><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12091\" title=\"How que voc\u00ea lose this goal?!\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n.jpg\" alt=\"How que voc\u00ea lose this goal?!\" width=\"619\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n.jpg 619w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/417403_323403927705322_251220991590283_910329_1969068663_n-600x449.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 619px) 100vw, 619px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">How que voc\u00ea lose this goal?!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">N\u00e3o, Joel&#8230; Are YOU de sacanagem? Barra logo esse infeliz do Flamengo, porra!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C4ZRUwyrBx0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>uem foi o imbecil que disse pra esta mula do Deivid que ele sabe jogar futebol? N\u00e3o, s\u00e9rio&#8230; Quem foi o imbecil que disse pra esta mula do Deivid que ele sabe jogar futebol? 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