{"id":10138,"date":"2011-06-08T14:26:12","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T17:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=10138"},"modified":"2012-02-14T02:18:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T04:18:01","slug":"edicao-1836-besteirol-aleatorio-e-sem-sentido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/?p=10138","title":{"rendered":"Edi\u00e7\u00e3o 1836 &#8211; Besteirol aleat\u00f3rio e sem sentido&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px 4px; border: 0pt none;\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/caps\/d.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"54\" height=\"54\" \/>epois de um bom tempo sem plantar nenhum besteirol interessante neste agonizante antro virtual, eis que aparecem algumas coisas sem sentido pra jogar aqui&#8230; Ali\u00e1s, senhores pais, n\u00e3o fa\u00e7am como o Victor, que j\u00e1 colocou o Mateus no mau caminho e j\u00e1 o vicia desde cedo, como voc\u00eas podem ver abaixo&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10142\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 610px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-10142\" title=\"Mateus von Draxeler mostrando como o Corinthians ganha a Libertadores...\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"Mateus von Draxeler mostrando como o Corinthians ganha a Libertadores...\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mateus_ps.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Mateus von Draxeler mostrando como o Corinthians ganha a Libertadores...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/23.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; H\u00e1 h\u00e1&#8230; Muito engra\u00e7ado&#8230; Tinham que zoar o Corinthians&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/14.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; \u00c9 bom que o Mateus j\u00e1 aprende desde cedo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">E, claro, pessoas que n\u00e3o t\u00eam o que fazer e ficam olhando pro logo do <span style=\"color: #c00000;\">a.k.a.\u4e00\u8f1d!!<\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10144\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 610px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/216351_206188889404585_100000404259979_672319_4939163_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10144\" title=\"Carla Gouv\u00eaa e seu namorado espantados com Zakenmaru...\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/216351_206188889404585_100000404259979_672319_4939163_n.jpg\" alt=\"Carla Gouv\u00eaa e seu namorado espantados com Zakenmaru...\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/216351_206188889404585_100000404259979_672319_4939163_n.jpg 600w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/216351_206188889404585_100000404259979_672319_4939163_n-200x100.jpg 200w, https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/216351_206188889404585_100000404259979_672319_4939163_n-400x200.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Carla Gouv\u00eaa e seu namorado espantados com Zakenmaru...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/02.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; Pera\u00ed, n\u00e3o era &#8220;Zaken!!&#8221;?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/!!.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/>&#8211; &#8220;Zaken!!&#8221; \u00e9 s\u00f3 pros mais chegados&#8230; Meu nome mesmo \u00e9 Zakenmaru&#8230; Numa tradu\u00e7\u00e3o porca e mal feita, poderia significar &#8220;Menino Foda-se&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 4px;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/themes\/akaikki2011\/2011\/chars\/00.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"45\" height=\"45\" align=\"absMiddle\" \/><a title=\"De fato... -maru \u00e9 um sufixo muito comum para nomes de navios e tamb\u00e9m de meninos... 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Voc\u00ea vai morrer do mesmo jeito...\">&#8211; \u3069\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306a&#8230; \u3044\u305a\u308c\u306b\u3057\u3066\u3082\u6b7b\u306c\u3064\u3082\u308a\u3060&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/himura_kill.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"166\" \/><br \/>\nHimura Happy Kill&#8230;!!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>IPC:<\/strong> Aos que boiam sobre as falas de Jan\u00e1i Himura, ela se refere \u00e0 segunda pessoa sempre como <em>omae<\/em> (\u304a\u524d), em vez do mais &#8220;normal&#8221; <em>anata<\/em> (\u3042\u306a\u305f)&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">E na pr\u00f3xima edi\u00e7\u00e3o, descubra como voc\u00ea \u00e9 enganado pelos servi\u00e7os que lhe s\u00e3o prestados&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>epois de um bom tempo sem plantar nenhum besteirol interessante neste agonizante antro virtual, eis que aparecem algumas coisas sem sentido pra jogar aqui&#8230; Ali\u00e1s, senhores pais, n\u00e3o fa\u00e7am como o Victor, que j\u00e1 colocou o Mateus no mau caminho e j\u00e1 o vicia desde cedo, como voc\u00eas podem ver abaixo&#8230; &#8211; H\u00e1 h\u00e1&#8230; Muito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-besteirol","category-voce-e-o-logo-do-akaikki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10138"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11975,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10138\/revisions\/11975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaikki.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}